Three
friends are walking along the street…
Febri : “Wait wait wait! Is that Veronika?”
Rada : “Really? She doesn’t look as fat as usual”
Icha : “Don’t you realize you are also
fat?”
Rada : “But I’m slimmer than her.”
Icha : “Whatever.”
Febri : “The point is why is she throwing
up the rubbish to the river? It’s prohibited, isn’t it?”
Icha & Rada : “Yeeaaahh…”
Rada : “So what are we gonna do now?”
Icha : “How about, you guys talk to her
while I meet Mr. Joko. Got it?”
Febri : “Wait! Why must you go and we
stay? Why don’t both of us talk to her? Or else?”
Icha : “Because I live here.”
***
Rada : (singing) “Hello… Hello...
Good morning!”
Febri : “Ohayou, Ver-chan.”
Vero : “Ohayou? What on earth is that mean?”
Febri : “It means good morning, dear.”
Vero : “But this is afternoon.”
Febri : “Ohhh… I see…”
Rada : “Why did you throw up the rubbish
over here? This is a river.”
Febri : “Yeah. You cannot just throw it in
here and then go home without thinking the risk. You see, the river is getting
weaker every single day. The rubbish is everywhere and eww… it’s yellowish.
It’s not pink. People don’t think deeply.”
Rada : “Absolutely. It may cause many
effect for our earth. Bad effect exactly. We had learnt it from Mrs. Diana,
right?”
Vero : “I know. But my mother forced me
to do it. The rubbish truck doesn’t come today.”
Febri : “But you can throw it to the last
disposal site. It’s not far in here.”
Vero : “I’m too lazy for that. Besides,
my motorcycle is on service.”
Rada : “You don’t need a motorcycle for
that. That causes air pollution. Just walk to the t-junction. This is holiday. We don’t
have any homework to do. You have a lot of time to do it.”
(Mr. Joko comes with Icha)
Mr. Joko : “Veronika! What had you done to the
river?”
Icha : “I’ve told you, Sir. She threw
rubbish to the river.”
Mr. Joko : “Why did you do that?”
Rada : “Because the rubbish truck doesn’t
come today, Sir.”
Mr. Joko : “Then why didn’t you throw it to the
last disposal site?”
Febri : “Because her motorcycle is on
service so she got lazy for it.”
Mr. Joko : “So why must three of you answer my
questions?”
Febri, Rada, and
Icha : “Because we know, Sir and you
don’t.”
Mr. Joko : (shaking
his head) “Veronika, you know how bad the water pollution is. Water can
only flows along the river and can’t clean itself from dirt, chemical, and your
rubbish. It also causes the evaporation hampered because it needs clean water
to evaporate. And when it rains, the trench will be clogged by the rubbish and
flood will occur. So, you want it happens?”
Vero : “No, Sir. Pardon me.”
Mr. Joko : “I will.”
Vero : “You will?”
Mr. Joko : “If you pay the fine because you know
the rules.”
Icha : “Pay the fine? Why doesn’t she
take her rubbish from the river? It’s gonna be so fun to see her swim in this
dirty river.”
Rada : “You’re so mean, Icha! But I
agree.”
Febri : “Right. So she won’t do it again.”
Vero : “What the hell of you!”
Icha : “Rule is rule.”
Mr. Joko : “But the rule is pays the fine.”
Icha : “I know I know”
Mr. Joko : “Vero, please mention what are the bad
effect of water pollution.”
Vero : “For what?”
Mr. Joko : “So we can know whether you understand
or not.”
Vero : “Can we just talk it in another
place. At least in shady tree.”
Mr. Joko : “Alright then.”
Rada : “Mak Inyooonnng!!!!”
Febri : “You’re joking me.”
Rada : “What? Mak Inyong meetballs is
delicious.”
Mr. Joko : “Let’s talk it in my house.”
***
Vero : “Alright. Water pollution causes
the death of sea creatures, disruption of food-chains, diseases or poisoned,
and destruction of ecosystems. And the most occur in Indonesia is flood.”
Mr. Joko : “Then what should we do to minimize it?”
Vero : “Never throw rubbish away anyhow
and chemicals, oils, paints, and medicines down the sink drain or the toilet
and also the river.”
Mr. Joko : “But, you did it.”
Vero : “I regret it, Sir.”
Febri : “Let me continue, Sir. Use water
wisely and if you use chemicals and pesticides for your garden and farms, be
mindful not to overuse the fertilizer and pesticides. This will reduce runoffs
of the chemical into nearby water sources. Start looking at options of
composting and using organic manure instead.”
Rada : “My turn. Buy more environmentally
safe cleaning liquids for use at home and other public places. They are less
dangerous to the environment. And if you live close to a water body, try to
plant lots of trees and flowers around your home, so that when it rains,
chemical from your home doesn’t easily drain into the water.”
Icha : “For government and local
council, set a rule or law especially for industries, hospitals, schools, and
market areas on how to dispose, treat, and manage sewage.”
Mr. Joko : “All of you know it. Good! Very good! I
proud of you so much.”
Rada : “Can we go to Mak Inyong stand
pleaseeeee.”
Icha : “Eat is the only way to shut you
up. Let’s go. Do you come with us, Ver?”
Vero : “Okay. But first I want to put
this bin.”
Mr. Joko : “You don’t ask me?”
Icha : “Come on, Sir.”
nice but not nice at the same time.
BalasHapusit's nice but it would be better if it was based on'water is wonderful'
BalasHapusGood but it should be on all types of pollution in one skit
BalasHapus